The Apocalypse: Meg’s Sex Tape?!

by admin on September 24th, 2007

Jesus tapdancing Christ! (Source: Harold Lloyd.com)

It’s official, ladies and gentlemen. The world is on a Tokyo commuter train blazing toward the End of Times.

Let me just start by saying that all of the following is speculation and rumor. There isn’t a shred of truth to be had here today, if at all.

As we all know, the Stripes recently canceled the remaining dates on their 2007 tour (both U.S. and across the pond), citing Meg’s “acute anxiety,” which is certainly a legitimate reason for taking a break, what with the pressures of a national performance schedule and all.

But many of us are wondering whether Meg’s anxiety was a natural occurrence or the result of some earth-shattering event.

Enter the rabid ravings of the Internet. A certain sex tape has surfaced - no, I will not directly link to it, you heathens - that supposedly stars…well…the Stripe in question.

I don’t believe a bit of it and you shouldn’t either. As Idolator astutely mentions, the image is incredibly blurry, the setting seems to be a college dorm room, and Meg’s publicist made it clear that it is absolutely a “prank” with a “twisted sense of humor” and “bad taste.”

Normally, I wouldn’t pander to such crude and vapid hoopla, but I felt it necessary this time. I had a duty to you Yorbites, a duty to inform you about this utter nonsense and then dispel you of any fanciful conjecture.

Madness, I say! A canceled tour, a pseudo-sex-tape. What’s next? I suppose Jack’s really a three-toed sloth!?